From the Home Office in Lincoln, Nebraska...

Top Ten Reasons to Attend the "C'Mon Back Now Y'Hear" Compass Alumni Reunion Thursday, January 25th (7-9PM) at the good ol' Compass Center.

10. One more chance to drink from the coveted Cowboy Mug.
9. To finally find where that blasted "Waldo" is hiding in one of Sharon's paintings.
8. Yellow walls have been clinically proven to combat the winter blues.
7. To investigate your wife's claim that there really is a stage in the "Truth" spectrum called "None of your damned business".
6. Get to find out what newest Compass staffmember Karen's stage name was when she starred on American Gladiator in the late 80's.
5. To see if you qualify for the just-released Myers-Briggs 17th personality type, ENFW where the "W" lets you inexplicably lead the world's most powerful country into international discredit and domestic economic ruin.
4. Elva promises to sound the "Cucaracha" mariachi horn every half-hour on the half-hour.
3. We finally figured out how to work the classroom thermostat.
2. Marcy. ('nuff said)
1. It's the only night this year where you'll get to revisit with old Compass comrades, meet some new folks who may be working in your dream industry, and win some snazzy Compass-esque prizes (take that, Rosenburg!).

Please RSVP to me (bill@northshorecompass.com) sooner rather than later if you're planning to attend so we know how many Twister boards we'll need on the day. Just kidding, sadly (our insurance wouldn't cover that level of risk) but you can expect light refreshments befitting a cash-strapped non-profit and a whole lot of free cheer.

Hope to see you all on the 25th!

~ The Compass Staff